Tuesday, January 28, 2014

"Ya think you know comics, right?"

Disclaimer:You will have your mind blown, and about 776 future Marvel Movies completely ruined for you. For  one, Batman has a son named...Darn it I'm ruining that for you already
OK, let's start simply. As a soon-to-be preteen, I LOVE COMICS! Seriously, I could tell you everything. From the light hearted comics like Sonic and Adventure Time, to the dark and more mature ones like Swamp Thing and Superior Carnage.For example, Bucky Barnes is not dead, his body was saved and preserved by a Russian team of scientists, and reprogrammed as a assassin named The Winter soldier. He lost his arm in the explosion (or falling of a train according to "Captain America") and it was replaced with a mechanical arm that has the power to catch Cap's shield.

But now, let's get into the Nitty Gritty things that you guys won't now about. Like, did you know Batman had a son with Talia Al Ghoul? Or How Thanos and Deadpool are fighting over Lady Death's love.
And did you know Superman once was a Criminal (Not going to explain how, cause kids read this, hey, I'm a kid! But still, want to know? Look up Superman and The Sleez) Or that Batman is Insane? These are the darker thing that Dc, Marvel, Sega and more have swept under the rug.
But before I blow your mind, I want you to blow mine first. Research
-How Shepard is still alive after he dies in Mass Effect.
-The Joker's Real Name.
-What is SWORD,ARMOR,STRIKE,HAMMER, euroMIND, and SHAPE.
-Who the real Slim Shady, I mean Swamp thing is.
-Who is the Most Brutal and Psychotic Batman Villain
To be Continued...


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