Monday, March 31, 2014
So...What's the deal with ELA
Really, I'm not so fond of it. Honestly, it just stinks. Stinks Really Bad, like the flood.
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Honestly, I get the hype on it, but...
A. The test isn't really that necessary, there are better ways to see if kids should graduate
B. What's all the hype, it's some stupid test, not the BAR.
C. After 5th grade, you've already applied to your middle school, no point in testing, their not going to see it, and if they do, what do they care? They already accepted you.
D. All of the above.
I've done some rants before, but they weren't serious. I making a rap about how I feel about Survival Horror game, yet Slendie and I are best bros. But this time, I'm dead serious on what I say.
So, first of, the tests take a lot of time to prepare for, and they stress you out some much to the point you doubt yourself. You lose half of your year writing some dumb essays that wont help your career as a writer if you choose to be one. "Hey, I'm going to write a book on a kid who writes essays. Better use transition words!". Yeah, that'll make you a million dollar author. And, isn't preparing for the test like cheating. Really, Super Laurens Disco and Leandro's Summer Mansion are cheat codes on the test (A, b, up up, b, y X, triple turn and jump (You've won the ELA games.))
There's a lot of context that only those who are in my class will get, but who cares. Figure it out.
Then, with the stress, imagine you read a passage on Birds, and you get a question like this.
Compare and Contrast Birds to Humans.
Be sure to include...
I think Lynx can finish the rest of this.
(Master chief under his helmet)
A. The test isn't really that necessary, there are better ways to see if kids should graduate
B. What's all the hype, it's some stupid test, not the BAR.
C. After 5th grade, you've already applied to your middle school, no point in testing, their not going to see it, and if they do, what do they care? They already accepted you.
D. All of the above.
I've done some rants before, but they weren't serious. I making a rap about how I feel about Survival Horror game, yet Slendie and I are best bros. But this time, I'm dead serious on what I say.
So, first of, the tests take a lot of time to prepare for, and they stress you out some much to the point you doubt yourself. You lose half of your year writing some dumb essays that wont help your career as a writer if you choose to be one. "Hey, I'm going to write a book on a kid who writes essays. Better use transition words!". Yeah, that'll make you a million dollar author. And, isn't preparing for the test like cheating. Really, Super Laurens Disco and Leandro's Summer Mansion are cheat codes on the test (A, b, up up, b, y X, triple turn and jump (You've won the ELA games.))
There's a lot of context that only those who are in my class will get, but who cares. Figure it out.
Then, with the stress, imagine you read a passage on Birds, and you get a question like this.
Compare and Contrast Birds to Humans.
Be sure to include...
- How Stacy's Mom likes Birds.
- How the Eagle can pick up Hot dogs,
- And how you just don't want to rip this test up now.
I think Lynx can finish the rest of this.
Thursday, March 27, 2014
By the Way...
Deny anything Cyrix tells you about me being an author on this blog. Isn't obvious! I've taken over the empire!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
My Deal with Minecraft
So I know most of this blog's followers love Minecraft. I don't. Go ahead, shoot me. I dislike Minecraft because you just mine stuff! Sure, you run into a creeper or two, but seriously! Is it really something to get obsessed over?
I do admit, I love to play computer games, such as Poptropica or Animal Jam, but I'm not obsessed with them! I do enjoy them though... But I just can't seem to get into Minecraft! The more people explain it to me, the less I get, and the more I want to fall asleep. It seems boring.
Is there like, something wrong with me? Is it really that inhuman of me (wait, would that be inlynx?), is it so insane that my friends gasp (it is to Zelda...)? I mean god, you're just freaking mining stuff! Why bother obsessing!
Call Me Crazy,
X Craft Part 6 (I finally get a conscience!!!)
So, I've been reading my Friend Drawking or Minecraftman's blog, and it's really good if you haven't read it. But, it got me thinking, I'm not really personal with you guys. Valentine's Day was the Second most read post, and then Pyre night was two, so, I thought of combining them. Valentine's Day with me being Vulnerable, and it being really long, and Pyre night with it being really spooky. So, this is also a Xcraft, so I created this...thing of mon-(and I dropped my mouse)-strocity. This is about one of my most feared games, Slenderman...
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Xcraft. Recovery. (Not mutch to say about my title)
So, as I've said before, I've been sick since Monday. It's horrid, and I hate it so much. I made a few jokes, asked some questions, yet none of you replied. Why! That's just mean. (*Sob Sob*) You can keep talking to the hand I don't have, cause I'm online.
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Well fine then. I'll just have to change my name to Bruce and put on some tights. Then beat the heck out of some serial killer, get some people to call me Batman, then hunt you down! And force you to comment.
Wow, I've hit a low. Using Two troll faces in one post! Or a single troll face! Wow, this is sad. This is a serious blog, that's exactly why it got 1800 views. Boom!
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
XCraft. Sickliness. (Wait, is that even a word.)
Well, Guess I got shot by the wrong medic, cause I'm sick. Super Sick. Really, like, stay in bed sick.
That's the most annoying thing about colds is that they don't die off. Like the flood from Halo. You can waist 10 rounds on the thing and they're like "DENIED!"
See, even though I'm sick, I'm still posting, cause you guys are like my medicine. Seriously. I'm getting sappy. So..............I don't know what more I have to say. I've been trying to learn how to take videos of what's going on on your screen on the Ipad (that's alot of ons.), so if any of you can tell me in the comments below, that'll be a huge help.And please comment. Please.
That's the most annoying thing about colds is that they don't die off. Like the flood from Halo. You can waist 10 rounds on the thing and they're like "DENIED!"
See, even though I'm sick, I'm still posting, cause you guys are like my medicine. Seriously. I'm getting sappy. So..............I don't know what more I have to say. I've been trying to learn how to take videos of what's going on on your screen on the Ipad (that's alot of ons.), so if any of you can tell me in the comments below, that'll be a huge help.And please comment. Please.
Monday, March 24, 2014
Xcraft Week (well now, weeks) Part...Something, I don't know?
So, we did my favorite game that I had list, and the games I want list is coming up shortly, but today, I'll speak of one game only, Blitz Brigade...
Warning: The following content is made for gaming walruses. If you are not a Gaming Walrus, or a mature reader, please look at lol catz.
So, In the past, I have mention tf2...in a comment on Dib's bloog. Blog, oh common, I'm starting to get the Dibik Virus again! Any wazy, Team Fortress 2, of tf2, is a MMORPS, or a multiplayer role playing shooter. Destiny is a bit like it, but less cartoony and more Space-age-y. So, basically, many games have done this, Like Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare, or Borderlands, but manly tf2. Than comes Blitz Brigade, a highly addicting, fast past game with 5 different classes and 2 teams. FOR THE FREAKING IPAD!!!! How cool is it, you ask me? COOKIEING AWESOME!! And you know I don't use this type of launage often. So what makes it so good? One part Mechanics, another part looks.
First, we need to look at tf2. You have 9 classes, 2 teams, and a whole bunch of weapons to pwn with (pwn, pawned. To beat the cookie out of in gamer.). It's addicting, comically violent, and it makes you think about your team. Blitz Brigade happens to have these same things. Except, it's missing four classes. In the game, you have the option of a Soilder ( Good ammo, speed and health. Quite Versital.), The Gunner ( I hate him. He's slow, dumb and lacks character like the Heavy does from tf2. Huge health, okay damage and reached speed. Soilder is my go to guy.), Medic (Pretty self explantintory. Great speed, okay health and Good damage.), Stealth, ( Best Speed, okay health, good damage. He turns invisible, so watch out.), and the guy I'm gunning for (pardon the pun), the Sniper (HUGE damage, good health and speed.). Except for the Demo, Engineer, Pyro and Scout, they have everything downpat. Except, this takes place in WW2. No joke. Now, most people don't realize that the teams official names are Allies and Axis. As in Axis Powers. This may take place in WW1, hut my history is flimsy. Tell me in the comments. The guns are also modeled after old tiny guns, like the Tommy and M1.
Then, the look. ITS SO CARTOONY. Honestly, I just played it. Except for the fake looking blood, it's like a paradise with guns and Bad Accents. Really, look at the game play. Unless your in a heated battle, you'll notice how the sun shines so Brightly, except on one single map. Even the deaths can be cute. No wonder it's 9+ (My parents would kill me if I played this 2 years ago. I'm 11, btw)
Warning: The following content is made for gaming walruses. If you are not a Gaming Walrus, or a mature reader, please look at lol catz.
So, In the past, I have mention tf2...in a comment on Dib's bloog. Blog, oh common, I'm starting to get the Dibik Virus again! Any wazy, Team Fortress 2, of tf2, is a MMORPS, or a multiplayer role playing shooter. Destiny is a bit like it, but less cartoony and more Space-age-y. So, basically, many games have done this, Like Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare, or Borderlands, but manly tf2. Than comes Blitz Brigade, a highly addicting, fast past game with 5 different classes and 2 teams. FOR THE FREAKING IPAD!!!! How cool is it, you ask me? COOKIEING AWESOME!! And you know I don't use this type of launage often. So what makes it so good? One part Mechanics, another part looks.
First, we need to look at tf2. You have 9 classes, 2 teams, and a whole bunch of weapons to pwn with (pwn, pawned. To beat the cookie out of in gamer.). It's addicting, comically violent, and it makes you think about your team. Blitz Brigade happens to have these same things. Except, it's missing four classes. In the game, you have the option of a Soilder ( Good ammo, speed and health. Quite Versital.), The Gunner ( I hate him. He's slow, dumb and lacks character like the Heavy does from tf2. Huge health, okay damage and reached speed. Soilder is my go to guy.), Medic (Pretty self explantintory. Great speed, okay health and Good damage.), Stealth, ( Best Speed, okay health, good damage. He turns invisible, so watch out.), and the guy I'm gunning for (pardon the pun), the Sniper (HUGE damage, good health and speed.). Except for the Demo, Engineer, Pyro and Scout, they have everything downpat. Except, this takes place in WW2. No joke. Now, most people don't realize that the teams official names are Allies and Axis. As in Axis Powers. This may take place in WW1, hut my history is flimsy. Tell me in the comments. The guns are also modeled after old tiny guns, like the Tommy and M1.
Then, the look. ITS SO CARTOONY. Honestly, I just played it. Except for the fake looking blood, it's like a paradise with guns and Bad Accents. Really, look at the game play. Unless your in a heated battle, you'll notice how the sun shines so Brightly, except on one single map. Even the deaths can be cute. No wonder it's 9+ (My parents would kill me if I played this 2 years ago. I'm 11, btw)
So, go play the game. Tell me your fav class in the comments, or your worst or best kills. Or how you feel about. This is a good game. Check it out...
Thursday, March 20, 2014
Xcraft part 3
So..... I'm hoping no random person comes out the closet and starts screaming.... No one? Goo-
"Wai-"
"*BANG!!!*"
"No one messes with the Cyrix!"
#3. Civilisation V
I find myself thinking about this game more than the two combined. A turned based game, this combines huge action and genocide with smart think, tactical moves and commanding you empire to make it the best around. Uh huh, song reference. I've hit a low haven't I.
2. Portal 2
Another Game I'm connected to. My good friend Nyklos Gave it to me for my Birthday. I previously rented it, and I was dieing to own it. With sarcasm filled humor, physic ( I LOVE SCIENCE) and a huge lab to play in, this sequel is a sequel done right. And, now you can play with your friends.
1. Halo: Anniversary Edition.
Without a doubt, this is my prized game. It's the only M game I have, but it should be T. It's not the action, or guns, or blood that makes this game so good, It's the story. You are Master Chief, a hero from the earlier 22 century. You've been awoken from a cyro tube, and only to fight a new army of aliens, the Covenant. They feel humans block them from the gates of Heaven, or Halos. But are they gates. Play the game to see. Wow, I love this game. Except, parents aren't to thrilled...
"Wai-"
"*BANG!!!*"
"No one messes with the Cyrix!"
#3. Civilisation V
I find myself thinking about this game more than the two combined. A turned based game, this combines huge action and genocide with smart think, tactical moves and commanding you empire to make it the best around. Uh huh, song reference. I've hit a low haven't I.
2. Portal 2
Another Game I'm connected to. My good friend Nyklos Gave it to me for my Birthday. I previously rented it, and I was dieing to own it. With sarcasm filled humor, physic ( I LOVE SCIENCE) and a huge lab to play in, this sequel is a sequel done right. And, now you can play with your friends.
1. Halo: Anniversary Edition.
Without a doubt, this is my prized game. It's the only M game I have, but it should be T. It's not the action, or guns, or blood that makes this game so good, It's the story. You are Master Chief, a hero from the earlier 22 century. You've been awoken from a cyro tube, and only to fight a new army of aliens, the Covenant. They feel humans block them from the gates of Heaven, or Halos. But are they gates. Play the game to see. Wow, I love this game. Except, parents aren't to thrilled...
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Sunshine Happiness
That's all you should be thinking about. Spring is coming, so stop thinking of the snow. It's over. Stop your crying, and start celebrating the unicorns and narwhals and any other horned creatures! Okay, the truth is, I'm bored and I don't know what to post about. How embarrassing, my second post and I already don't know what to say. Well, bye!
Peace Out,
X-Craft Week part 2
So, let's get straight to it.
"But, wait, Guess who's joining this PAR-TAYH. Me!"
"Who are you?"
"Uh.............."
"Nevermind."
"Well, btw, Rayman origins is a horrible game. Only M Games can be remotely good."
"*Cocks Cookie Magnum* Say that again."
"Only M-"
"POW!!!!! *Fires it.*""
"Oww...owww...Shesh...Ooh..Owww"
"But, wait, Guess who's joining this PAR-TAYH. Me!"
"Who are you?"
"Uh.............."
"Nevermind."
"Well, btw, Rayman origins is a horrible game. Only M Games can be remotely good."
"*Cocks Cookie Magnum* Say that again."
"Only M-"
"POW!!!!! *Fires it.*""
"Oww...owww...Shesh...Ooh..Owww"
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
XCraft Week Part One
Soo...I'm Rebooting the X Craft for a new play session, if you know what I mean. Now, honestly, I'm super sorry I can't continue the Ya think you know comics series. Theres not alot to talk more about. All I've found was how Tony Stark has an alcohol addiction, and how Bruce Banner is schizophrenic. None of these thing would interest you guys. Maybe some more comments about what I should do would help. But, I digress for the Big Idea of this post. We're doing the X-Craft. For the People who remember it, you'll like this one. Cause we're diving straight into the Mind Of Cyrix7, The Gamer.
Now, this Week, I Don't have much to say, or to tell you. I'm grounded. Yep, I can be a bit of a trouble maker. But, that being said, Today, I'm giving you guys 2 lists of My favorite Games. Now, one of the lists is about the games I want, yet can't get yet. Then, the games I can get or already have. For all you Newbies who don't play games, stop reading.
Now, this Week, I Don't have much to say, or to tell you. I'm grounded. Yep, I can be a bit of a trouble maker. But, that being said, Today, I'm giving you guys 2 lists of My favorite Games. Now, one of the lists is about the games I want, yet can't get yet. Then, the games I can get or already have. For all you Newbies who don't play games, stop reading.
Monday, March 17, 2014
I don't even Know why I'm still typing, Robot Slender Man is Here!!!
"Pew, Pew, Pew pew..." (Wait, what sounds do Law Givers even make?)
"GET HIM!!!!!!!!"
"DUCKS.Quack.Ducks..."
"Change Ammo! Duck repellent!!"
"Annoy the heck out of ducks...Ammo"
"Shshshshshshshshs"
"Unicron, adaak da RoboMan!!"
"Neh!!!!"
"Oh My Cookie, he just impaled a Robo Slendie!!!"
"Sowwie, I don lick-
"Like, cause the rest of your sentence would be awkward."
"Lik...Slendie!!!!
"NNNNOOO! My main weapon is destroyed, wait, What are those ducks even doing?"
"Oooh,Oooh, OOOOH MY GOD!!!!"
"Daadadad dats all folks!"
So, told ya. We saved the day. Then we went for Chimichanga-
"Hey, we didn't even get to say anything, and we got abducted for goodness sakes!"
"Yeah, at least let us say our names, gosh."
"Bu-"
"Be quite Wervyn, no likes you!"
"Any way...Let's start with me, Mr. Enderman."
Endie- Loves to be a Snitch on Servers
Destroly- Kicks butt in PvP
MessiBK- TRRRROOOOOLLLLLL
The Zombie...Something (I forgot his name)- Awesome Builder, but Greifer aswell.
Cyrix7- Need I say more.
Dibik.G - King of Creative.
Wevryn7-Who knows? He's a cookie Thief.
And you guys. Send us your Minecraft Name and you might just join The XMD...
Thursday, March 13, 2014
An Introduction
Hey people! Now your probably thinking 'who is this person?', the truth is, I'm Lynx Links, and Cyrix invited me to become an author so... Yeah! I've been on this blog for a while, but I've never thought I'd become an author! I'm basically going to post something every week or so, and your basically going to read it! So, I hope that you'll look forward to reading my posts, and you can also check out my other blog!
Bye for now,
Lynx Links
Scribblenauts saved our lives! But, sadly, we lost our hair. But do Cyri even have Hair...
So, this is basically the part where I break the fourth wall, because I, unlike Dibs and Messi Know I'm in a blog post, and there's a kid at the computer typing this, and most likely, this is going to have a happy ending. So what's the real point. I can literally get Dibik and myself killed, and then the author is going to save us. What are you doing reading this. Go home!
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
The Fianle, (Once Dibik learns to spell finale correctly)
"Why are you doing this?"
"Wat do you want? Power? Money? Cyrix's hand in Marriage?"
"Nope, Nope, and maybe-"
"Hey, I am not cool with that at all!"
"I just want to annoy you guys to death, then take over the XMD and Rename my dog Messi Trump."
"Then you're already half way there."
"K, then I'll just be here, eating Buck Batoskies hair..."
"Hey, Dibs, take my phone. I know we're tied up, but you'll have to James Bond it. Use scribblenauts, It'll help us."
"But I don't spell."
"Just do it!"
"Wat should I type?"
"A knife"
" N I F F E?"
"No, with a K"
"Niffek?"
"No, K N I F E"
"Oh...Dat makes no scence"
"It's the X Empire, what do you expect."
"Oh, here da knife is."
"Pass it."
Chchchchchch
"Yea, Dibik is free. Except...dat."
"Unit Activated"
"Sorry, I lied, I wasn't eating Buck's hair"
To be cotinud...Dibik feels he didn't spell that right...
"Wat do you want? Power? Money? Cyrix's hand in Marriage?"
"Nope, Nope, and maybe-"
"Hey, I am not cool with that at all!"
"I just want to annoy you guys to death, then take over the XMD and Rename my dog Messi Trump."
"Then you're already half way there."
"K, then I'll just be here, eating Buck Batoskies hair..."
"Hey, Dibs, take my phone. I know we're tied up, but you'll have to James Bond it. Use scribblenauts, It'll help us."
"But I don't spell."
"Just do it!"
"Wat should I type?"
"A knife"
" N I F F E?"
"No, with a K"
"Niffek?"
"No, K N I F E"
"Oh...Dat makes no scence"
"It's the X Empire, what do you expect."
"Oh, here da knife is."
"Pass it."
Chchchchchch
"Yea, Dibik is free. Except...dat."
"Unit Activated"
"Sorry, I lied, I wasn't eating Buck's hair"
To be cotinud...Dibik feels he didn't spell that right...
Monday, March 10, 2014
I'm not going to even talk about the conditions in this place...This post is basically a rant...
Right now, I'm eating horrible oat at a horrible desk, typing from a horrible computer. Srsly. That's alot of horribles in one sentence. I'm supposed to pessimistic. Wait, no optimistic! *Ding* Service with a smile. Honestly, if you're going to take a Cyrix hostage, please take him out to Chipotle first. Best Burritos EVER.
Anyway, this post isn't about me being kidnapped. It's about yesterday, before I got capturreed. I WENT TO A COOKIEING MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!!!!!
I went to this really cool Rally in Connecticut with my good friend Malek. He's really cool, awesome, loyal and is addicted to Destiny like I am. You can see why we get along. Shout out to you buddy. (btws, this is a skit. Don't start calling the police.) No, but in all fairness, it rocked. But,if you ever got to one in your life, bring headphones. Not those flimsy headphones you plug into to your phone, but the type you use when shooting guns. No Joke! I bought these serious headphones at the register for 20 dollars, these things where so tight they hurt your head. I could barely hear anything from these headphones, yet they were as good as taking a mic to my ears and screaming "I LOVE UNICORNS!!!!!!!".
That's the other thing, the prices there are ridiculous. 4.25 for a slice of pizza. 4.25!! I was so mad I wanted to curse my head off. Thank god for my calm demeanor, Because this was about to be the plot of Hotline Miami. Who pays 20 dollars for headphones that one, hurt your head, two, don't do anything for the sound, and three, make you look like you're addicted to watching these things.! 7 Dollars for popcorn! 30 dollar for a Cruddy little T-shirt! Who do they think we are, the 1%. No offence, but my butt is not a mint. Something else comes down the shoute, and it sure isn't euros. My toilet isn't a throne. 20 dollars is a blessing to me, and in the first 5 minutes!! I was dry.
But, that being said, it was awesome! A W E S O M E! What does that spell, I don't have a clue. We got to see Grave Digger (Get out of your grave, he's the most famous truck in the world), Madusa (I know my greek, this is the way she spells her trucks name, It's a pun.), Higher Education (The loudest truck in history.) Thrasher, (Connecticut's home Truck.) and the Iron Warrior.
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Any way, I had a great time, and at the end, I got this book I bought signed by all of them, and Grave digger singed those useless headphones. Yep, those things are worth and extra 20 bucks. Booyah! Guess money is coming out my ears!
"...Cyrix, dude we neeed to ezcape. He gotz Dibik too. I don't like dis!" (Dibik.G rage quit.)
"Dibik, what are you doing here?"
"He gots Dibik. And de oders"
"As in cow-"
"You know what I meant. The XMD, all of them"
"Who did it?"
"MEEEEEZ! MessiBK!"
To be continued...Oh, wait, got one more thing to tell you. There is this really cool free game called Command and Conquer Online. Look it up. I'll give you the link at the end. I've gotten really far in it and have made a alliance called the White Noise. When you get far enough into the game, check out the alliance tab. Remember, I'm called Ianosaurus7 and The alliance is called White Noise, Or the ICP if you look up the initials. (International Crystal Pirates)
To be continued...
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The White Noise.
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Anyway, this post isn't about me being kidnapped. It's about yesterday, before I got capturreed. I WENT TO A COOKIEING MONSTER TRUCK RALLY!!!!!
I went to this really cool Rally in Connecticut with my good friend Malek. He's really cool, awesome, loyal and is addicted to Destiny like I am. You can see why we get along. Shout out to you buddy. (btws, this is a skit. Don't start calling the police.) No, but in all fairness, it rocked. But,if you ever got to one in your life, bring headphones. Not those flimsy headphones you plug into to your phone, but the type you use when shooting guns. No Joke! I bought these serious headphones at the register for 20 dollars, these things where so tight they hurt your head. I could barely hear anything from these headphones, yet they were as good as taking a mic to my ears and screaming "I LOVE UNICORNS!!!!!!!".
That's the other thing, the prices there are ridiculous. 4.25 for a slice of pizza. 4.25!! I was so mad I wanted to curse my head off. Thank god for my calm demeanor, Because this was about to be the plot of Hotline Miami. Who pays 20 dollars for headphones that one, hurt your head, two, don't do anything for the sound, and three, make you look like you're addicted to watching these things.! 7 Dollars for popcorn! 30 dollar for a Cruddy little T-shirt! Who do they think we are, the 1%. No offence, but my butt is not a mint. Something else comes down the shoute, and it sure isn't euros. My toilet isn't a throne. 20 dollars is a blessing to me, and in the first 5 minutes!! I was dry.
But, that being said, it was awesome! A W E S O M E! What does that spell, I don't have a clue. We got to see Grave Digger (Get out of your grave, he's the most famous truck in the world), Madusa (I know my greek, this is the way she spells her trucks name, It's a pun.), Higher Education (The loudest truck in history.) Thrasher, (Connecticut's home Truck.) and the Iron Warrior.
"...Cyrix, dude we neeed to ezcape. He gotz Dibik too. I don't like dis!" (Dibik.G rage quit.)
"Dibik, what are you doing here?"
"He gots Dibik. And de oders"
"As in cow-"
"You know what I meant. The XMD, all of them"
"Who did it?"
"MEEEEEZ! MessiBK!"
To be continued...Oh, wait, got one more thing to tell you. There is this really cool free game called Command and Conquer Online. Look it up. I'll give you the link at the end. I've gotten really far in it and have made a alliance called the White Noise. When you get far enough into the game, check out the alliance tab. Remember, I'm called Ianosaurus7 and The alliance is called White Noise, Or the ICP if you look up the initials. (International Crystal Pirates)
To be continued...
Saturday, March 8, 2014
BOERD
I am SOOOO boered right now it's not funny. Really. Boerd. You know What I'm taling about, right.
"Bored, not bored Cyrix. Honestly."
"Grammar Dictator? Why are you. here. (I'm not going to call him a grammar Nazi, only because of respect for what happened in WW2"
"Do't forget about me"
"H8r. What the cookie, I sent you back to the future."
"And what about me, solider."
"Curial Tofu. What was in the last burger I had. Oh...that explains a lot. I'm being kidnapped ament I"
"Yep."
"Who's your employer."
"Yep"
"Is that all you say."
"Yep."
To be continued. All I said was boerd...
"Bored, not bored Cyrix. Honestly."
"Grammar Dictator? Why are you. here. (I'm not going to call him a grammar Nazi, only because of respect for what happened in WW2"
"Do't forget about me"
"H8r. What the cookie, I sent you back to the future."
"And what about me, solider."
"Curial Tofu. What was in the last burger I had. Oh...that explains a lot. I'm being kidnapped ament I"
"Yep."
"Who's your employer."
"Yep"
"Is that all you say."
"Yep."
To be continued. All I said was boerd...
Friday, March 7, 2014
7 gifts look back.
Disclaimer:So, If you haven't finished 7 gifts, don't read this post. What a surprise, right? I'm up at 5:00 writing this for you guys cause I couldn't wait to spread the news. I might publish this officially. Who knows? I'm trying my best to find a way to get this to work.
Thursday, March 6, 2014
7 Gifts...FANALE!!
The moment you've all been waiting for, begging for and dreaming for is here. Today, we end this saga...or do we?
HEAVEN'S GATE
It was in a flash. I was in purgatory, then in the clouds, looking down at 2d creatures. But out of these flat things, I could clearly see Ben and Mom. How I've been missing them. Wanting to fix what I've done wrong, if not erased it entirely.
Heaven's a beautiful place. A Crisp, white city modeled after New York. Except, there was no
Empire State Building, just a throne. There, adop the white seat, stood a meek, modest man. No crown, no robe, just plain New Yorker Clothes. Not how I pictured him at all. But, maybe if I could get in, it would be a whole different story.
"Name?"
"Calin. Calin...honestly, I forgot my last name."
"Calin...oh, you're here. Calin Dues."
"Dues. As in God?"
"Well, your full name is Calin Dei Servus. Or Calin, God's servant."
"Wha...that's not my last name.I may have forgotten what it is, but it's not that."
"You're in Heaven Kid. Deal with it."
He had a point. This is as good as it get's after what I did.
Suddenly, the gates opened. My feet moved without direction, and I was in a huge temple. Shrines of Mary, or Maria, and God himself.
"Calin, you have committed many sins, yet Grim and I have been thinking, and we have come to a conclusion."
"Your going to take my place son. Look, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, and now, I can't be. But, with all my heart...I love-" His eyes were tearing up. "You."
Then, I was in my bed, with Ben cuddled up next to me. Mom was making breakfast, and it seemed as if the family was hole. Ben's cross had no damage, and the picture of dad was still there. Only thing different was the magnum in my hand. The trench coat on my back. And the demons I would have to hunt. I am Dante, God's Champion.
HEAVEN'S GATE
It was in a flash. I was in purgatory, then in the clouds, looking down at 2d creatures. But out of these flat things, I could clearly see Ben and Mom. How I've been missing them. Wanting to fix what I've done wrong, if not erased it entirely.
Heaven's a beautiful place. A Crisp, white city modeled after New York. Except, there was no
Empire State Building, just a throne. There, adop the white seat, stood a meek, modest man. No crown, no robe, just plain New Yorker Clothes. Not how I pictured him at all. But, maybe if I could get in, it would be a whole different story.
"Name?"
"Calin. Calin...honestly, I forgot my last name."
"Calin...oh, you're here. Calin Dues."
"Dues. As in God?"
"Well, your full name is Calin Dei Servus. Or Calin, God's servant."
"Wha...that's not my last name.I may have forgotten what it is, but it's not that."
"You're in Heaven Kid. Deal with it."
He had a point. This is as good as it get's after what I did.
Suddenly, the gates opened. My feet moved without direction, and I was in a huge temple. Shrines of Mary, or Maria, and God himself.
"Calin, you have committed many sins, yet Grim and I have been thinking, and we have come to a conclusion."
"Your going to take my place son. Look, I'm sorry I wasn't there for you, and now, I can't be. But, with all my heart...I love-" His eyes were tearing up. "You."
Then, I was in my bed, with Ben cuddled up next to me. Mom was making breakfast, and it seemed as if the family was hole. Ben's cross had no damage, and the picture of dad was still there. Only thing different was the magnum in my hand. The trench coat on my back. And the demons I would have to hunt. I am Dante, God's Champion.
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
7 Gifts
PURGATORY
You know when your asleep, and you feel times pacing, and you can barely make out your dreams. That's Purgatory. Except...your awake. You feel things. But your stuck in Limbo. With nothing to do, no one to speak too, and your thoughts sound real. Hell was more fun. At least I could feel pain to help it.
But then I see him. 7 of em. All of them have my face. One is counting his money, another screaming into the sky. One is so consumed with thought, he can't take the time to realize he's not real. One has a puffed up chest, speaking horrible words to me in Latin. My hand slides down my face. Tears well up in my eyes from boredom. IT NEVER ENDS!!! My punishment. And I only have myself to blame, and to hate, and to curse at. Why? What is there more to do!
"I AM YOUR VESSEL. COMMAND ME! WHAT SHALL I DO FOR YOU!!??" I scream at the clouds. After what seems to be a lifetime, a box falls to my feet. Then a knife. Dues Ex Machina. The answer. The solution. I don't know what to do with these. I want to see what's in the box, but the voice in the back of my head tells me not to open it. But what if it's supplies? Or a way to see Ben and Ma.
But I can't show my face after what I've done. What about Dad. He's a Grim, the guy who pointed a gun to my head a week ago. My life is screwy. I need to get back on my feet. I know what I need to do.
I hand the box to the bad me's, waiting to see what they do. If their as stupid as I think, I'll be out of here.
What I see I cannot describe. To do so would destroy innocence and bliss. But I'll tell you this, the knife was useful.
Sin incarnate is what I see. And that thing felt the weight of God's hand on my blade. But...wait. Sin incarnate. I fear the wrath of someone not above, but below.
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
7 Gifts
HELL
"I don't know if you know who I am. Let's say for now I'm your best fiend."
Fiend? As in Moster? Ahhhhh...He's the Devil. My luck never seems to run out.
"Calin, you should know I have no true 'beef' as you mortals say with you. I just hate your dad. So, when I killed you, I wanted to make your dad feel as if he'd see you again. As if!"
"My Dad's Dead. Don't talk about him."
"Oh, did I make the little Calin cry? Sowwie. Your dad's Grim by the way. Literally. You could see the love/disappointment in his eye when he encountered you. Do you like to play cards?"
I don't know if this comes when you're dead, but for some reason my mind just can't comprehend all this information. Basicly, my dead dad almost killed me out of love, I'm In Hell and I'm about to play card with Satin himself. I don't know which is worse, being alive or being dead.
"You should also thank me for giving you your 7 little gifts, and making sure your throat collapsed." he says smiling, as he shuffles his deck.
Let me describe him to you. Then you'll understand why I want air back in my lungs. An almost faceless man with pitch black skin, a forked tongue, a twisted mouth, without eyes, without ears, is staring back at me. The pits where his eyes should be are drilling a hole in my stomach. His endless tail ensnares the room, as his horns curl into them selves. He is Living Fear. Fear is something I cannot overcome.
So, I play this game. Time whizzes past me as the cards a dealt, played and shuffled. It's addicting. It's almost sinful. It IS sinful.
Suddenly, I can't stop playing. At all. Like the throat collapsing. "No. Not again. I...AM...MY...OWN PERSON!"
I smash the table in half, and throw the cards into the flames.
"You little Brat! My cards!"
Then I notice what was behind the ace. Greed, the card says. Then behind the King of
Spades. Pride. Then Gluttony, and Wrath, and all the others. I have overcome sin. What's next.
"PURGATORY"
"I don't know if you know who I am. Let's say for now I'm your best fiend."
Fiend? As in Moster? Ahhhhh...He's the Devil. My luck never seems to run out.
"Calin, you should know I have no true 'beef' as you mortals say with you. I just hate your dad. So, when I killed you, I wanted to make your dad feel as if he'd see you again. As if!"
"My Dad's Dead. Don't talk about him."
"Oh, did I make the little Calin cry? Sowwie. Your dad's Grim by the way. Literally. You could see the love/disappointment in his eye when he encountered you. Do you like to play cards?"
I don't know if this comes when you're dead, but for some reason my mind just can't comprehend all this information. Basicly, my dead dad almost killed me out of love, I'm In Hell and I'm about to play card with Satin himself. I don't know which is worse, being alive or being dead.
"You should also thank me for giving you your 7 little gifts, and making sure your throat collapsed." he says smiling, as he shuffles his deck.
Let me describe him to you. Then you'll understand why I want air back in my lungs. An almost faceless man with pitch black skin, a forked tongue, a twisted mouth, without eyes, without ears, is staring back at me. The pits where his eyes should be are drilling a hole in my stomach. His endless tail ensnares the room, as his horns curl into them selves. He is Living Fear. Fear is something I cannot overcome.
So, I play this game. Time whizzes past me as the cards a dealt, played and shuffled. It's addicting. It's almost sinful. It IS sinful.
Suddenly, I can't stop playing. At all. Like the throat collapsing. "No. Not again. I...AM...MY...OWN PERSON!"
I smash the table in half, and throw the cards into the flames.
"You little Brat! My cards!"
Then I notice what was behind the ace. Greed, the card says. Then behind the King of
Spades. Pride. Then Gluttony, and Wrath, and all the others. I have overcome sin. What's next.
"PURGATORY"
Monday, March 3, 2014
Lying...It's complicated.
So, if you remember the last post about lying, I left you guys on a cliff hanger. None of you decided to tell me who was lying. Now, this wasn't really a fair game. Clintons head was moving when the took the picture, but if it wasn't, he would be lying. I used this picture not for any political reasons, just as a way for you guys to test yourselves. but, now you're going to learn to be a spy. From love to money, people lie and cheat. Trust me, I've lied before. In honor of Team Fortress 2, shall we. So, the best way to lie is not to lie at all.
"Captain Obvious, He's our Hero!"
"Who the Cookie are you."
" I don't know, aren't you Captain Obvious. I'm......a....finish the word...."
"...Hater?"
"H8r, yes I am. The spamming, jerky robot with some tude, who doesn't need food. Okay, now I'm hating myself."
"Look, this post is all about lying, not you. You'll come into play a few posts later."
"Activating. Select Time."
"Wait, what are you doing. No,I'm not going back to the future. No...No...No,I didn't spam you with hate mail yet. NOOOO!!!!!!"
What the cookie just happened? Any way, I'm going to have to lie about what happened to Practically everyone. Some get me a neuralizer. (MIB reference. GOOYRAWI(get out of your rock and watch it.)
Well, shockingly, I don't have a neuralyzer, I have a republica. We have Robin Hood in this Empire. But, I've digressed a lot. Lying. It's an art work. Something you need to learn and nurture, and let it fall flat on your face. Don't lie kids. Nothing ever goes good.
But, you came here to prove you can be the best liar. You're going to go far in life. Heh Heh (Walks away slowly.) Well, Sometimes lying can save lives. But, let's get down to it.
#1. You maggots and your hashtags shagatins and your Yolos will be exiled from the Empire.
#2. The person you're lying to isn't as dumb as you think. If you have the bloody knife in your hand, don't say it wasn't you. Make your lies believable.
#3. Tell the lie before they find out what happened. if you, let's say stole their cookie. Then your going to jail. The End.
#4Tell the lie before they find out what happened. Let's say you stole their apple juice. Tell them someone ran of with it before someone else tells them.
#%. If all else fails, DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!
"Captain Obvious, He's our Hero!"
"Who the Cookie are you."
" I don't know, aren't you Captain Obvious. I'm......a....finish the word...."
"...Hater?"
"H8r, yes I am. The spamming, jerky robot with some tude, who doesn't need food. Okay, now I'm hating myself."
"Look, this post is all about lying, not you. You'll come into play a few posts later."
"Activating. Select Time."
"Wait, what are you doing. No,I'm not going back to the future. No...No...No,I didn't spam you with hate mail yet. NOOOO!!!!!!"
What the cookie just happened? Any way, I'm going to have to lie about what happened to Practically everyone. Some get me a neuralizer. (MIB reference. GOOYRAWI(get out of your rock and watch it.)
Well, shockingly, I don't have a neuralyzer, I have a republica. We have Robin Hood in this Empire. But, I've digressed a lot. Lying. It's an art work. Something you need to learn and nurture, and let it fall flat on your face. Don't lie kids. Nothing ever goes good.
But, you came here to prove you can be the best liar. You're going to go far in life. Heh Heh (Walks away slowly.) Well, Sometimes lying can save lives. But, let's get down to it.
#1. You maggots and your hashtags shagatins and your Yolos will be exiled from the Empire.
#2. The person you're lying to isn't as dumb as you think. If you have the bloody knife in your hand, don't say it wasn't you. Make your lies believable.
#3. Tell the lie before they find out what happened. if you, let's say stole their cookie. Then your going to jail. The End.
#4Tell the lie before they find out what happened. Let's say you stole their apple juice. Tell them someone ran of with it before someone else tells them.
#%. If all else fails, DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!
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