BOERD

I am SOOOO boered right now it's not funny. Really. Boerd. You know What I'm taling about, right.
"Bored, not bored Cyrix. Honestly."
"Grammar Dictator? Why are you. here. (I'm not going to call him a grammar Nazi, only because of respect for what happened in WW2"
"Do't forget about me"
"H8r. What the cookie, I sent you back to the future."
"And what about me, solider."
"Curial Tofu. What was in the last burger I had. Oh...that explains a lot. I'm being kidnapped ament I"
"Yep."
"Who's your employer."
"Yep"
"Is that all you say."
"Yep."
To be continued. All I said was boerd...