"Ya think you know comics, right?" part 4

I've been realizing you guys can't fully read these posts, and I don't know why. I'll try to repost them using drive or something. So, last time we did the Marvel baddies, but let's get some DC crooks.


The Joker: 

Yes, we all now he is insane. But, like Batman, what can we diagnose him with, and on top of that, can he become a normal person. This was the hardest one to dig up, and in order to diagnose him, let's get his background first. In the comics, he has tons of allesies, such as Joe Kerr (I see what he did there.), and Jack Noel. However, his real name is Jack Napier. Now, sadly, this isn't from the original comics, but the 80's film, Batman. this would be adopted throughout the 80's and 90's, and on top of that, the Animated Series (best show ever) also uses this as his name. In the Movie, he was always a criminal and basically, a bad person through and through. But, using the story form the best Batman story I think, The Killing Joke, he originally was a working lab rat dare we say, making tons of money. But instead, he tried comedy. This failed horribly, like on of Yin Yan Awesome's jokes. So, trying to support his wife and unborn baby, he went to crime. Under the guise of the Red Hood, he helped break into a Chemical Plant. Basically, a visor with no real eye holes and cape doesn't make you invisible, and he falls and burns his skin from the chemicals. Physically scarred, his face was altered so bad he couldn't understand who he was. But, sadly, the very mafia he was working for had killed his wife. All of these apparently drove him insane. Or did they? According to Batman: Arkham City, he has a knack for killing the very doctors who are trying to help him.
Joker:You Promised me another doctor.
Hugo Strange: Maybe you should've killed the on I sent last week. What made you do it?
Joker: Fish gotta Swim, Birds gotta fly. Besides, it was worth it to see the look on her face. Hey, you know what, I think I have a piece of it in my pocket. 
Hugo: You are trying my patience. That's the third doctor you've killed.
Joker: Keep on sendin' 'em doc. I'm trying to break my record.

7 Gifts

HELL

My bones burn and ache, and I feel warm. Not warm like a new pair of sheets, but the warm that sends you home from school. The type of warm that makes sweat roll down your cheeks. A warm I don't find comforting. I wish, and I hope, that when a lift my eyelids, I'll be in the clouds, looking down to Ben and Mother. Ben. I miss his annoying rants about the bible. Ben. I miss his optimistic attitude at the world. Ben. I miss his cool brown hair and silky skin. Ben.

But I must be alive, cause if heaven is like this, the bible has lied to me. Flames spit in my eye as I walk alone. Without guidance. Without Faith. Without my footsteps. Just Bones, suffering and flame. This is Hell. A poor soul leads me with his shrieks. A beggar. At least he has cloths on his back.I have none. Or do I. I can't tell, because my whole body is numb. I see a ferry, with a hooded man. I'm sick of this numbness, so I'd do anything to join him.

"How much for a ride."

"For your greed, you have nothing to give."

"Please, give me a ride."

"My left eye...it is blind. You, however see perfectly. I want my sight."

"But-"

"How is a man to pilot this ferry being blind?"

His words ring in my ear. Greed. I was to selfish to give a dollar to that man. My eye is a small price to pay for redemption.

"Ride, and at the end, I expect payment in full."

Suddenly, my vision becomes clearer when I pay him. So clear in fact, I'm seeing things that shouldn't be there. I see Ben, and Mom, and...a man. Who is he? Hmmm. Something tells me I'm going the right way. I feel small. Realizing how pride led to greed, which led to...The 7 Deadly Sins. I've been committing all of them without realizing What I've done. That's why I gave my eye, to reconcile the greed. Yet I see even better! That's it. I must give back. what good I've taken from the world.

"Good Luck trying, pretty boy. Cause I've got some aces in my deck."

He's learned his lesson. Now just send him here. 

Nexus, you and I both know that he has just learned, not reconciled.

He gave his Eye!

Has he cured the wrath of others, or humbled himself. He has just learned. Let him fix the damage.

THIS WASN'T THE DEAL

Yes, but there is a new deal we both aren't part of. Hope your boy knows poker.

7 gifts

It's been such a long time, and you've earned it. Time for the longest, biggest, most outrageous 7 Gifts post ever...

DAY 7: WRATH

I realize what is going on. This all has to do with the 7 Deadly Sins. Gluttony, Greed, Pride, Lust...Wrath. Then a twitch Inside of me took over my actions. I...Wha...Going...
I hate Days like these. Days where air can still fill my body. Why can't it all end. Time to see what this horrible day has in store for me.
"Calin, Come Down for Breakfast Dear!"
She could run her mouth till  her spit dried up, I'm staying here.
"CALIN"
Nope.
"CALIN!!!"
Not gonna Happen.
"Calin, now. no more screaming, no more getting angry.You are going to come down, NOW!!!"
"What happened to not talking? Honestly, stay true to what your saying. Only because I have nothing better to do, I'll come down. But if you think you've won, realize this, I do not respect you. And you don't respect me. I see how you love Ben, and you seem to want to have nothing to do with me. Then fine, I'll leave. I realize my time here was limited. Bye." I smash the photo of Dad on the way out. But soon after that, guilt sinks like a stone in my chest.

I screwed up. I write this from the back of a Police car. I've screwed up my life. Really bad. Rae gives adrenaline. I...hit my teacher. I saw what was happening, I couldn't stop. My family can't talk to me, Ben's crying, and I'm wondering still what happened. Well, I embrace Grim with open arms. I view Death as rebirth. I need some way to do this all over. The fact is, I don't have any emotions over this. At all. I want to feel pain and sorrow, but I can't. All I feel is wrath. I'm enraged at myself. In my pocket, I feel something narrow and heavy. I feel it, and my hand stings. Dues Ex Machina. Wait. I won't go to hell if Grim takes me legitimately. I'll be tried fairly. maybe purgatory for thousands of years, but not hell. I take the knife, feeling it's sleek handle, stained with sweat. My heart stops eating, but it drums my demise." In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit" I say, lowering the knife. Then the air turns black.
He's...dead. But, he hasn't learned. No...no FIX THIS! Fix it now. Try him fairly, please Dues, please.
Nexus. Dante will fix this. I cannot. I judge, but I cannot fairly judge without Dante's approval.
But...He's a boy. He won't survive.
True. But...my control grow weaker. The cards aren't his father at all. But the knife will help.
To be continued....

Sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready to ready some PREVIEWS

So, this blog has become like a show. Weekly, I make a post, hear your feedback, eat cookies and right some more. And I realize 7 Gifts (BTW, this doesn't have anything to do with how I feel about god. I'm not saying he's real, or he isn't. This is a story, not an essay.) is coming to an end, and I'm going to have to give some new material to entice you. So, I've decided to give you guys a spinet of some of the many new stories to entice you with. And I guarantee, you'll love what you read.


WhItE Noise:
The air soaks my skin with invisible blood. Real blood rushes to my brain. And borrowed blood stains my hands. I don't understand. How can Jack put a bullet in the head of one of those Viva's and stay in a good mood for the day. How does he sleep without hearing their screams. How can he still say I love You when he know's he might need to put me down the next day. Well, where are my manners. The world might be destroyed, but respect links us to the good days. I'm Noise, and this is the end of my life.

Am I  Real?:
You ever been told that your life is a lie. That there is a man in a tube, controlling you as an avatar. No? Good. Your life is cushy. Or is it. Do you have a life. I don't. In 2076, humans became consumed by technology. Instead of looking at the Eiffel tower, they wanted to see Axes and knights on the battleground. So then a company Called StautaTech revolutionized the world with The Gloss. Allowing the user to become someone else. An Avatar. But the Avatar Doesn't know he's not Human. Well, I don't care if there isn't real air in my lungs, because Whoever is my controller can't stop. Stauta can't stop me. The System is crashing down. And when it does...I'll be out.
Which one do you want to hear first. Comment down below.

Valentines Day

So... It's time I get a little personal with you guys. Now, I'm going to tell you a scary, dark story. A story about a day that has haunted MANkind for centuries, Valentine's Day. Long before All Hallows Eve, before Bloody Sunday, Before Friday the the flipping 13th...Was Valentine's Day. Now, this is a personal story, and I'm not going to go around spewing people's names without their approval, and I hope the girls who have lived this story with me realize that they're very important to my life, and that this post is too. In fact, this blog is really important to me. All my friends, my family, Halo, they're all really important things to me. In fact, most of what I come into contact with is important to me. And what's even more important to me is you guys. All the views, the subscribes, the comment, the people who might not know the face behind the computer screen, but even without seeing my face, (which is devilishly handsome fyi) have grown attached to this blog. Yeah, this is all sappy, and you wanted to hear a funny story, and I'm digressing (which if you didn't know...dang it I did it again.), so here it is.

Lying.

Have you ever been in one of those situations so hard, annoying and critical they could be a romantic comedy. I had one of those today. And the worst thing, is when your choice, both cause negative outcomes. So, what do you do, you lie. How love transformed into a post about lying, I have no clue whatsoever. Well, this is the X Empire, what do you expect. Cyrix7...Doing late night shows since 2014.
Anyways, I had to lie to get out of this. Which failed terribly, causing me to have to move to Columbia, change my name to Larry, and get a 2 foot, 35 pound Chiwawa. But I realized something...the world has a lot of horrible, easy to spot liars. But, before your Uncle Cyrix teaches you how to lie, we need to get serious, cause coming out fall 2014 is X-Empire Noire. 

Divergent

I've read a really good recently, Divergent.
Full of plot holes, gunshots and romance, it has something for everyone.. Set up in a world,where there is now sweet 16,(one girl decides to have one...) but a horrid pressuring day that'll make you choose who you are. Erudite, a smart but sharp faction, whose time is spent learning. Candor, Where truth is there roof, politicians are mostly Candor. Dauntless, the reckless dare devils of the bunch, bravery is what they stand for. Abengton, the selfless, boring bunch, even lense flares can make them cool. And Amity, the hippies of the world, peace is what they crave. However, in this chose, the faction you're family lives in, might become you enemy. Faction Before Blood. But, there are those who don't fit in, in any faction. Divergence. Something that might cost you your life. Beatrice Prior, is going to topple a government with it.
I hpe you enjoy the book as much as I did, because you have 1,000 more pages after the first one. Cyrix out.
Comment your faction chose below.

"Ya think you know comics,right?"prt3

Today, we're getting...BAD. Really Bad. Marvel Bad. Let's get down to it.


DEADPOOL
It would take me a whole post to fully right all about this guy. He, though, is one of my favorite Mercs of all time. However, he's insane. WE knew this from the start, That's why we love him so much. But, this guy is more Insane than Batty and the Man of Crazy combined. For starters, he suffers from depersonalization, or basically, he doesn't believe the world around him is real. At all. This is apparent in all his comic books. He thinks he's just a character in a story, and he is right. But that's not all. He is also suicidal. He in fact is in love with Death itself, Lady Death to be closer. He is obsessed with death itself, wanting it. But alas, he's immortal, so that's not going to happen. And last, but not least, he's also schizophrenic. He hears voices in his head, is addicted to killing, and as I said before, he is suicidal. These are huge signs of him being schizophrenia. And, he's not the only one in the comic universe. Victor Zsasz is another one, and Rose and thorn. So your not alone, Mr.Wade Wilson.

THE WIZARD
"The Wizard? Cyrix, what kind of blasphemy is this. Wizard, there's no such Villan!"
If you haven't been reading Superior Carnage, shame on you, shame on you. The Wizard is, well, a Wizard with Technology, can take control of one's mind, kinda of like Prof. X's son can (What! you didn't know he had a son! Shame on you!) and is crazy. After suffering from a tumor, he was short term memory loss, causing him to sometime forget where he is, what he's doing, and sometimes who he is. Despite his impairment, he still has the ability to control Carnage, a ravaging symbiote. Either the Wizard truly is a Wizard, or the people Back at Marvel Didn't think this one through