Monday, December 16, 2013

Christmas and The X Empire

Hey, guys, Cyrix here just wanting to tell you that I'm going to be giving you gifts for Christmas, in fact, gifts till New Year. Every day something BIG or HUGE will be posted. For example, Tomorrow will be a double post of something you guys love. Maybe I'll make you guys a picture for the empire. WHO KNOWS. Merry Christmas to all of you.
And I have another thing to ask. Why aren't you guys commenting any more. Really, I think it's time for a....pause for dramatic effect and hope to win cookies  ROOOOOLLLLCALLLLLL! Really. Guys, for all I know only 2 people view this thing. So do me a favordorea, make a comment on any post and make your self none, make it BIG and AWESOOOOMEEE like a Mazeltov Cocktail blowing up in my face. And do me a favor. Give Santa, or Saint Cyrix, you decide a big, round, juicy COOKIE!!!!! Emperor Loging out, only to write the next 7 wishes

Thursday, December 12, 2013

7 Gifts

NIGHT 4: DEMONS

When I woke up, or, at least thought I had, nothing was the same. LIke the world wasn't ready. I was...floating, like a bird. There was a pathway, made of bones. Was this Hell? I did't understand. I still had three days left. Grim hadn't even said anything about it, he hadn't appeared.
There was a sign... It read "Qui sines ipse pater sufferre ira deus et pater"

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Nelson Mendela

The World Lost a great figure last week, Nelson Mandela. He was 95. A freedom fighter, now granted the ultimate freedom.
Nelson Mandela was the first in his family to attend school. Instead of taking his father's place as chief of his tribe, he studied law. He helped create ANCYL, a non-violent group of protesters against unfair and unjust policies for blacks. He would later on change his position to armed protesting. He was sentenced for 5 years in prison for a strike, but ended up wasting 27. He was sentenced for life, and barely escaped the death sentence. On may tenth, 1994, he was sworn in as the first Black south African President.
But the world is truly missing his vision of good in others. His jailer became his best friend. When he was president, at a meeting I believe, he shook everyone's hand, but hugged the jailer saying, "He was my jailer, but he is my best friend."
Long live Rolihlahla, the trouble maker. Long live Dalibhunga, the one who passed the trials, Long live Mediba, the freedom fighter, And Long Live Nelson Mandela, King, of South Africa.

Nelson Mandela (1918-2013)
Freedom Fighter
Die Mense (The People in Afrikaans)


Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Ok...I had a weird thanksgiving...

Ok, so I had a very...strange Thanksgiving. In a nutshell, the turkey came to life and started to use very strong and foul launage in gobble speak. So I told him, "There is no call for that type of launage, Paul", and Paul said "Gobble Gobble...Gobble Gobble."
 Now, what he had just said was so rude, and mean, that I couldn't take it anymore. So I said "MMHM,  you will not use that type of launage in my house mister!"
So...we uh... Kinda got into a dance battle, and I lost severely.
So, then, Evil Kenevil bursts out the window, yelling "Where's Ezio ye Beasts! EZIO!!!i like catz!!!!!!!"
Then the doors popout, even though John Morrison is dead, saying "Three doors down, three doors down!" in this phycodelic beat.
So Kenevil turns them down by singing baby. Why would a pirate sing baby, I don't know. Maybe he's insecure, has 7 cats and lives with his mom, Pirating is a tough life people!
So, Natrully, this annoys the turkey so much he swallows th house, with Kenevil and John Morrison.
So in the long version, We got turkey, said Gobble Gobble Gobble, and turkey turned alive and swallowed he house.
Sadly the turkey didn't swallow the outlets, and my iPads dieing. Luckily, I have Plague Inc and Bastion to keep me company. I want to beat Plague, and, my iPads at 45%, so I'm going to sing off here.
Oh, wait, do me a favor, I'm lazy, so can you comment gobbl