We're back, and ready for some Insanity. Literally, Insanity, because a lot of your favorite Heroes are in fact Insane. Well, they have Mental Issues. This little post series will be in 7 parts, so stay tuned.
Time to sit back, relax, have a cookie as I spill their beans. And trust me, you will not like what you see.
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
7 Gifts
DAY 6: GREED
I'm realizing what all of this is. The eating, the throat collapsing, all of that. This is my punishment, the...the...Ah forget it, I'm wasting my time. Something too precious to waste. If God wanted to punish me, why not just take my soul, throw it into purgatory, or Hell even, than make me pay for my "Crimes" for the rest of eternity.
I'm realizing what all of this is. The eating, the throat collapsing, all of that. This is my punishment, the...the...Ah forget it, I'm wasting my time. Something too precious to waste. If God wanted to punish me, why not just take my soul, throw it into purgatory, or Hell even, than make me pay for my "Crimes" for the rest of eternity.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
"Ya think you know comics, right?"
Disclaimer:You will have your mind blown, and about 776 future Marvel Movies completely ruined for you. For one, Batman has a son named...Darn it I'm ruining that for you already
OK, let's start simply. As a soon-to-be preteen, I LOVE COMICS! Seriously, I could tell you everything. From the light hearted comics like Sonic and Adventure Time, to the dark and more mature ones like Swamp Thing and Superior Carnage.For example, Bucky Barnes is not dead, his body was saved and preserved by a Russian team of scientists, and reprogrammed as a assassin named The Winter soldier. He lost his arm in the explosion (or falling of a train according to "Captain America") and it was replaced with a mechanical arm that has the power to catch Cap's shield.
OK, let's start simply. As a soon-to-be preteen, I LOVE COMICS! Seriously, I could tell you everything. From the light hearted comics like Sonic and Adventure Time, to the dark and more mature ones like Swamp Thing and Superior Carnage.For example, Bucky Barnes is not dead, his body was saved and preserved by a Russian team of scientists, and reprogrammed as a assassin named The Winter soldier. He lost his arm in the explosion (or falling of a train according to "Captain America") and it was replaced with a mechanical arm that has the power to catch Cap's shield.
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Snow Day, no day
What...the cookie...happened to my snow day?
Why Mayor, why did you take it from me. Why? People...Not machines live here. Who cares about how smart you are if you have hyperthermia. Bad all, bad call. I had to rush to do my homework, because I knew, the mayor would back me up. But what did he do, with 14 inches of snow.
"I think the kids should freeze to death, and we should have major accidents" Bill DeBlasio is great person, and he's done great things for the city, but this was a bad move. My car door froze at 20of, yet still, I had to go to school. UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next time, I'm not listening he thinks 9of is a perfect temperature for a school day
Bad call, bad call...
Why Mayor, why did you take it from me. Why? People...Not machines live here. Who cares about how smart you are if you have hyperthermia. Bad all, bad call. I had to rush to do my homework, because I knew, the mayor would back me up. But what did he do, with 14 inches of snow.
"I think the kids should freeze to death, and we should have major accidents" Bill DeBlasio is great person, and he's done great things for the city, but this was a bad move. My car door froze at 20of, yet still, I had to go to school. UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next time, I'm not listening he thinks 9of is a perfect temperature for a school day
Bad call, bad call...
Thursday, January 16, 2014
7 gifts
DAY 5:GLUTTONY
Finally I was out of the hospital. Oddly enough they let me out! they said surprisingly I was completely fine, which didn't make sense because honestly my throat just caved in, which wasn't physically possible. The day after I got out of the hospital my mother has been feeding me as much food as I wanted. And I 'm not talking about good healthy food. I'm talking about pizza; burgers and fries. The delicious poisons of the earth. But hey, I'm a medical miracle, might as well have something to eat. Ben kept ranting how God saved my life; and how Satan was the one who made my throat caved in, even though he did not understand what that meant. He tried to write exactly what he said on my walls, but I threw away his markers before he got the chance. I really need to ask who eats seven pizzas in less than one hour. I was definitely going to gain some pounds. So, when I went on the scale, I expected to see something like 79 or 83, nothing too bad. I mean I am a pretty skinny kid, if people wanted to bully me, they definitely would call me pencil neck. Thank God they don't!
But on my scale, it read one hundred and eighty three pounds. I went to skinny to zaftig to gluttonous. "Ma, I think I gained a few pounds!"
"What 3 or so, that's only baby fat"
" I think a 103 would be more accurate" " I can barely make it through the door!"
When I got downstairs, my mother still suggested that I eat some more, my mom was serving soup. Ben got a... slightly bigger bowl than I did, which meant more soup for him. When I was done with my soup and I felt pretty full, he barely touched his. I grabbed it from his greedy hands "Hey, give it back!!", he screamed, trying to hoard it all for himself. I was doing the bowl a good deed. If he wasn't going to eat it, he should give it to someone more needy. As he tried to grab it again, I smacked his hands off. With a cold hard bang, he started to bawl.
"Mama, He stole my soup!!"
"He needs it more than you Ben. He's growing fast!"
"Thou shall not steal, it's the 8th commandment!"
"Rules can be broken Ben."
He shut down. He stopped talking, and went to his happy place. I now how it felt. Him vs the world. But it was really good soup...
Finally I was out of the hospital. Oddly enough they let me out! they said surprisingly I was completely fine, which didn't make sense because honestly my throat just caved in, which wasn't physically possible. The day after I got out of the hospital my mother has been feeding me as much food as I wanted. And I 'm not talking about good healthy food. I'm talking about pizza; burgers and fries. The delicious poisons of the earth. But hey, I'm a medical miracle, might as well have something to eat. Ben kept ranting how God saved my life; and how Satan was the one who made my throat caved in, even though he did not understand what that meant. He tried to write exactly what he said on my walls, but I threw away his markers before he got the chance. I really need to ask who eats seven pizzas in less than one hour. I was definitely going to gain some pounds. So, when I went on the scale, I expected to see something like 79 or 83, nothing too bad. I mean I am a pretty skinny kid, if people wanted to bully me, they definitely would call me pencil neck. Thank God they don't!
But on my scale, it read one hundred and eighty three pounds. I went to skinny to zaftig to gluttonous. "Ma, I think I gained a few pounds!"
"What 3 or so, that's only baby fat"
" I think a 103 would be more accurate" " I can barely make it through the door!"
When I got downstairs, my mother still suggested that I eat some more, my mom was serving soup. Ben got a... slightly bigger bowl than I did, which meant more soup for him. When I was done with my soup and I felt pretty full, he barely touched his. I grabbed it from his greedy hands "Hey, give it back!!", he screamed, trying to hoard it all for himself. I was doing the bowl a good deed. If he wasn't going to eat it, he should give it to someone more needy. As he tried to grab it again, I smacked his hands off. With a cold hard bang, he started to bawl.
"Mama, He stole my soup!!"
"He needs it more than you Ben. He's growing fast!"
"Thou shall not steal, it's the 8th commandment!"
"Rules can be broken Ben."
He shut down. He stopped talking, and went to his happy place. I now how it felt. Him vs the world. But it was really good soup...
Thursday, January 2, 2014
HAPPY NEW YEAR
What's up guys, Ian here wishing you all a happy and healthy new year. I myself, am currently sick, and it's a pain in the butt. Had to go home early today for a ear infection...(sneeze, cough) So, here's my plans for the new year.
MINECRAFT
WORK ON TOP SECRET ADVENTURE MAP FOR YOU GUYS.
BRING BACK THE X-CRAFT.
HOPE AND PRAY MY PARENTS ALLOW ME TO CREATE MY OWN CHANNEL.
WORK ON AMAZING SERVER.IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!
START A BLOG SERIES IN WHICH I PLAY TEKKIT IN SURVIVAL, THEN AGAIN YOU GUYS WOULD CALL ME OUT ON IT I DON'T PLAY IT WITH HOSTILE MOBS ON (DIBIK WOULD SAY...DEM ENDERMAN SCARE ME)
MINECRAFT
WORK ON TOP SECRET ADVENTURE MAP FOR YOU GUYS.
BRING BACK THE X-CRAFT.
HOPE AND PRAY MY PARENTS ALLOW ME TO CREATE MY OWN CHANNEL.
WORK ON AMAZING SERVER.IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!
START A BLOG SERIES IN WHICH I PLAY TEKKIT IN SURVIVAL, THEN AGAIN YOU GUYS WOULD CALL ME OUT ON IT I DON'T PLAY IT WITH HOSTILE MOBS ON (DIBIK WOULD SAY...DEM ENDERMAN SCARE ME)
SCRATCH WAIT I JUST SAID. I'LL PLAY WITH DIBIK!!!
MAKE A X-CRAFT HALL OF FAME.
RE-PAINT THE MONO LISA, I MEAN PUT IT BACK, IN MINECRAFT I MEAN. (heh heh heh)
SHORT STORIES
FINISH 7 GIFTS.
START NEW SERIES THAT HAS A LOT TO DO WITH THE ADVENTURE MAP I'M MAKING.
BRING BACK EVE.
MORE STORIES FROM PERSEPHONE
CREATE A BATBOY SERIES. YOU'LL KNOW MORE SOON KEMOSOBI
THE EMPIRE...
BECOME MORE FUNNY!!!!
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What the heck, my computer glitched.
And there is a cookie on the floor.
Hmmm, this could be a kidnap attempt, or my dog want me to make him our mascot.
Oh no, not again, for the love of cookies Dibik.G, what do you want!!!!
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